You know you watch too much DBZ when...

1. You put vaseline in your hair, and try to create Goku's hairdo.
2. You go throw you CDs around the house while screaming "Distructo Disc".
3. You try to power up in the middle of class during an exam.
4. You tell the teacher that the principle's power level is lower than yours, after he/she sends you to their office.
5. While eating, you shape mashed potatoes into a picture of Bulma.
6. You sing "Rock The Dragon" as you walk/ride to school or work.
7. You have more merchandise than Funimation's online store.
8. You dye your hair yellow impersonating a super saiyan.
9. You think Trunks is your best friend.
10. You seem to scream KAMAHAMEHA at awkward times.
11. You come to this site 5 times a day.
12. You go outside at night and stare at the moon hoping to transform.
13. You tell your enemy your power level is 5,000,000,000 to avoid being beat up.
14. You legally change your name to Goku, Gohan, Trunks, Vegeta or Piccolo.
15. You don't understand why your Sensu Beans aren't growing in your garden.
16. You try to blow up your school with your Final Flash/Big Bang Attack.
17. You tend to get those Bulma mood swings a lot lately.
18. You take a lighter and try to make mini fireballs, that you claim come out your hands.
19. You think your grandfather resembles Master Roshi.
20. You wear your Dragonball Z boxer shorts everyday.
21. In the middle of a fight you tell the other person that you're going to send them to the next dimension.
22. You wrap a towel around your head and try to act like piccolo.
23. You try to fuse with one of your friends.
24. You dig up your backyard looking for a DragonBall.
25. You go outside and scream NIMBUS for no reason.
26. You know everything from the original DragonBall to GT.
27. You name your cat Puar and you assume you are Yamcha.
28. You keep your cat hanging on your shoulder at all times and you label yourself as Dr. Briefs.
29. You draw an M on your forehead.
30. You let someone beat you up so you can become stronger.
31. You have a monkey named Bubbles.
32. You chase insects with a large mallet.
33. You can speak Namekian.
34. Your Bio teachers asks you to explain cells and you give her a lecture on DBZ.
35. You wear nothing but orange shirts with orange pants.
36. You walk around randomly posing like the Ginyu Force.
37. You've done half the stuff on this list.
38. You've spent over $1,000 dollars on DBZ merchandise.
39. You swear Dende is sitting next to you.
40. You wonder why your capsules don't make air-cars.
41. You go to the beach every day so you can look like Mr. Popo.
42. You make your own Capsule Corp. T-shirt.
43. You actually laugh at King Kai's jokes.
44. You cry when you miss an episode.
45. You actually arrange a worldwide search for DragonBalls.
46. You name your son/daughter after a DBZ character.
47. You wonder what your power level is.
48. You often point your finger at things hoping they'll blow up.
49. You dream about you and Goku having the ultimate fight.
50. KAIOKEN is your child's first word.
51. While watching it on TV you quote 95% of the episode.
52. You seriously consider having a Tenkaichi Boudakai (World Martial Arts Tournament) in your backyard.
53. You have every single DBZ toy made.
54. You call your mom Chi-Chi.
55. You go for that Krillin bald look.

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1. You cry every time you see Piccolo save Gohan from Nappa.

2. You actually played the voice of Vegeta in DBZ.

3. You wish you did.

4. You are designing your own DBZ video game for PC.

5. You tell your friends that you are actually an evil clone.

6. When you fail a test you say, "You should know better than to oppose Vegeta!

7. You go to the toy store and buy 7 basketballs and paint stars on them. Then you spend the rest of the day trying to get Shenron (dragon) to come out.

8. You actually do call out Shenron but then waist your wish on underwear and then never see him again. However, you never change your underwear again.

9. You get AOL, ICQ or MSN Messenger just to make a DBZ Screen-Name and fight people and prove that you really are a Saiyan.

10. You try to transform and charge up in front of your friends but they just think you're constipated.

11. You can really go Super Saiyan.

12. You watch the same DBZ tape over and over and act surprised when an attack starts, even know you knew it was coming a mile away.

13. You cried for hours when Freeza killed Vegeta, and you cried for days when Vegeta killed himself trying to stop Majin Buu.

14. You Try and build a small space pod and tell your friends you were sent down to Earth with it.

15. You actually look like Goku.

16. You convince yourself that you were born on Planet Vegeta and that your parents found you and lied to you about you being their child.

17. You brag to your friends about blowing up a certain planet with your fighting force.

18. You wear two earrings and convince your friends that you are Vegetto.

19. You learn every lyric of every song and try and actually do what they say. (train a dinosaur to ride a ball?)

20. You're real name is Zarbon. (sucks to be you)

21. You have two imaginary friends: Goku and Vegeta.

22. You threaten to summon Goku and Vegeta to this dimension if your buddies make you mad.

23. You practice for hours a day trying to fly.

24. You actually learn to fly.

25. You get Christmas ornaments and put red star stickers on them and tell your friends they are the real Dragon Balls.

26. You are as cocky as Vegeta or more.

27. Your e-mail address contains, SSJ, Gohan, Goku, Trunks or Vegeta.

28. You insult people by calling them humans.

29. Whenever you fall you say that you fall because you don't have your tail anymore.

30. You jump off a pool deck trying to fly and end up breaking your leg.

31. You jump off a pool deck and actually DO fly!

32. While running track you think you're Goku and run your fastest because he could do it in a second, and end up hitting a wall.

33. You think you feel power flowing around you, like an enemy is near.

34. You spend weeks trying to fuse with your friend and all you do is get a rash from your fingers touching so much.

35. You do not cut your hair for 5 years then stick it up like Vegeta's with 20 lbs of hair spray and end up being called a freak.

36. You try and crush a rock in your hand, but just end up hurting yourself.

37. You dye your hair yellow, put on tons of gel, put on a blue spandex outfit and call yourself SSJ Vegeta.

38. You lose a fight because you spent the whole time trying to form a Spirit Bomb.

39. You continue to chant Kamehameha.

40. You force your friends to call you Vegeta.

41. You paint six small dots on your forehead and make corny jokes.

42. You actually think it is possible to have hair like Goku's.

43. You dye your hair purple and buy a plastic sword and put a Capsule Corp. symbol on the shoulder part of your new blue jacket.

44. You build a time machine and expect it to work.

45. You try and make a gravity machine and you succeed!

46. You dye your hair and call yourself a Super Saiyan.

47. You spend most of your free time thinking about DBZ, and when you are not thinking about it, you are drawing it.

48. You dont pay attention to your hand, and when you turn around you see drawings of DBZ.

49. You put 2 fingers on your forehead and you expect to teleport.

50. You plant a cherry tree, your Tree of Might.

51. You consider Goku to be a possible role model.

52. You spend all your time working on a DBZ site. (Thats me!)

53. You try moving the Great Pyramid with your thoughts.

54. You go to Japan just to watch real DBZ.

55. You give your friends DBZ names.

56. You go to a farm and get a pig, name it Oolong, go home and expect it to talk and shape shift.

57. You legally change your name to Goku, Gohan, Vegeta or Trunks.

58. You can eat as much as Goku does.

59. You get a PlayStation just for "DBGT: Final Bout".

60. You ask your girlfriend to legally change here name to Bulma.

61. You know EVERY character's name that was ever in DB, DBZ, and DBGT.

62. You call your girlfriend Videl, Bulma, or Chi-Chi too many times and then brake up with her.

63. You try and train yourself to make sounds like Higher Dragon.

64. You make Future Trunks's outfit to the absolute detail.

65. You try and buy or make every outfit every DBZ and DBGT character wears.

66. You try and get yourself to sound like every DBZ and DBGT character so you can make up your own fanfics.

67. You tell your parents and friends that you are not in your real form. Your real one is SSJ2.

68. When you pick up the phone you say, "This is Goku. How may I help you?"

69. Whenever your computer freezes you yell "I'LL GET YOU FOR THIS FREEZA!

70. You paint your face green and prance around calling yourself Piccolo.

71. You memorize every meaning of every name.

72. You live on an island, talk to turtles, and name your house Kame house.

73. You look up at the clouds and shout NIMBUS!

74. You think you can take on every Z fighter because you have seen everything they can do.

75. You look at your enemy and say I can sense your movements then get punched in the face unknowingly.

76. You think your name has an ancient Ki meaning.

77. You are called a SOB and you suddenly think, "Son of Bardock" and complemented the person who called you that.

78. You think Earth might just be planet Vegeta and all the Humans are really evolved Saiyans.

79. You threaten to blow up the Earth.

80. You DO blow up Earth.

81. You point at someone and expect him or her to blow up.

82. You prepare yourself to fight Taurus .

83. You learn Japanese just to read a DB Manga.

85. You drive around in your car or on your bike chanting 'DBZ IS ON TODAY!' (When, of course, it's on whenever you simply put a video in your VCR)

86. You beg the earth several times to help you form a Spirit Bomb.

87. You think that you should only watch Japanese DBZ because you think it offends the Japanese people to translate it.

88. You think you are Piccolo and try to shoot your enemy with a Special Beam Cannon.

89. You close your eyes and hug your pillow thinking it is Bulma.

90. You actually doubt Goku's gender because in Japan he has a female voice.

91. You name yourself Freeza and name your family other ice products.

92. You paint all the grass in your yard blue.

93. You name your son Trunks, Goten or Gohan.

94. You grow a tail.

95. You record all of the episodes in order and then watch them so many times and your VCR blows up. and you blame it on Cell.

96. You attempt to go Super Saiyan and pass out.

97. You scream "YES!" when your favorite character wins a fight.

98. You throw your CD's about the room while screaming "Destructo Disc"

99. Every time you get killed you get wished back only to get killed a few days later.

100. You dream about your own Dragonball Z episodes.

101. When you are bored you make up silly puns of the characters' names such as Got a Ten? (Goten), Pick a whole (Piccolo), Dull mom (Bulma), Trout Zoo (Chaioutzu) and then call your friend Gohan just to tell them the names you made up